Sunday 5 November 2006

Swiss Army Knives

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The SWISSMEMORY TM USB Victorinox is a unique accessory, perfect gift or a business tool. The small all-rounder integrates numerous useful tools and is available in two versions: one with a stainless steel knife, scissors, a file and a screw driver and the other without these tools, to carry when travelling on planes (not a stock item). Both versions include a pressurized pen and a light function. 128mb, 256mb and 512mb have a red light. The 1GB and the new 2GB have white light function.



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2.5" 60% Serrated locking blade
Nail file, nail cleaner
Corkscrew
Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
Removable screwdriver bit adapter
2.5" Blade for Official World Scout Knife
Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
Removable screwdriver bit holder
Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
Magnetized recessed bit holder
Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10mm hexagonal key for nuts
Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with philips head screwdriver
Removable 10mm hexagonal key
Patented locking philips head screwdriver
Universal wrench
2.4" Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
1.65" Clip point utility blade
Philips head screwdriver
2.5" Clip point blade
Golf club face cleaner
2.4" Round tip blade
Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
Golf shoe spike wrench
Golf divot repair tool
4mm allen wrench
2.5" blade
Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
Double-cut wood saw
Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
12/20-Guage choke tube tool
Watch caseback opening tool
Snap shackle
Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
Telescopic pointer
Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
Shortix laboratory key
Micro tool holder
Micro tool adapter
Micro scraper - straight
Micro scraper - curved
Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
Metal saw, metal file
Flashlight
Micro tool holder
Philips head screwdriver 1.5mm
Screwdriver 1.2mm
Screwdriver .8mm
Fine fork for watch spring bars
Reamer
Pin punch 1.2mm
Pin punch .8mm
Round needle file
Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
Removable tool holder
Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
Flat philips head screwdriver
Chisel-point reamer
Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
Extension tool
Spring-loaded, locking flat nose-nose pliers with wire cutter
Removable screwdriver bit holder
Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
Magnetized recessed bit holder
Tire tread gauge
Fiber optic tool holder
Can opener
Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
Reamer/awl
Toothpick
Tweezers
Key ring
Actual Size: 8.75. W x 3.25. L
Weight: 2lbs 11oz

Though the laser pointer's kinda cool.

3 comments:

Frederick Paul Kiesche III said...

Too cool! I have a little SA knife that I carry in my flight jacket. I started carrying a multi-tool after 9/11, working in NYC, I did not want to be without!

Love the picture of the "ultimate" SA knife in the posting!

Calamity Jane said...

At 2lbs 11oz the all singing all dancing knife is only a pound or so lighter than my laptop! Imagine lugging that monster around in your pocket - hey is that a Swiss Army Knife in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

I'm still tryng to figure out what market they're aiming at

Nail file, nail cleaner
Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5mm allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and philips head screws
Golf club face cleaner
Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
Shortix laboratory key
Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
Fine fork for watch spring bars
Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights

Wot no kitchen sink?

Anonymous said...

That second thing isn't even a knife anymore. It's some kind of deep-sea denizen that feels that a predator is coming too close.